I'm Close Enough I Could Touch You; You're It!

Tag is dangerous!

They banned Red Rover while I was in elementary school. We were all extremely upset about it. There's something about running across a yard and crashing into people that was extremely enjoyable, particularly as I was good at it (there are certain benefits to being one of the tallest students in the class). Tag really doesn't seem to be on the same level as far as dangerousness goes.. then again, there's no doubt in my mind that some parents would sue if their child got hurt while playing it. And possibly even win.

This is a strange, strange world these days.