"I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going."

Major points to anyone who knows where that quotation came from. I know I'm not the only person in the US who has watched this.

While I'm at it, a few other choice selections..:

"I've got this shocking pain right behind the eyes."
"Have you considered amputation?"

"I'm entitled to my opinion."
"It is your assumption that we are entitled to it as well that is irritating.”

"Easy! Take it easy! I hate personal violence, especially when I'm the person.”

"I'm a thief. Other people's property comes naturally to me!"

“That's immoral. The cold-hearted murdering -- let's kill him now before he can do it.”

"Hello there. How are you? Excuse me wandering about your premises but I wonder if you can help me. I'm an escaped prisoner. I was a thief but recently I've become interested in sabotage, in a small way you understand, nothing too ambitious, I hate vulgarity, don't you? Anyway, I've come to blow something up. What do you think will be most suitable?”

“Strategic withdrawal is running away, but with dignity.”

“Everyone's entitled to one really bad mistake.”

"This is stupid."
"When did that ever stop us?"

"None of us showed conspicuous intelligence on this occasion.”